It’s 12.45 am, I’m hungry, and there’s absolutely nothing to eat! I have a miserable life! I tried doing things to get my mind off my stomach but I can’t concentrate because I keep telling myself I need to eat! And so I watched TV because you really don’t have to do anything except sit there and watch. One of the channels was showing Arrested Development which can be quite a nice watch but then they started showing them sitting at the table having candlelight dinner! Oh, just give me a small portion of what you’re having and I’ll be content! To make things worse the commercial break showed Kenny Roger’s roasted chicken. Now, Kenny Roger’s chicken is not the best in the world but it is when you’re hungry. They showed the whole freaking chicken all roasted to golden perfection on the TV screen! Ahh…I can smell it now. Do you know how much of a torture I’m going through right now? I’m getting a big breakfast tomorrow, even if I have to go to the end of the world to get it. Hmm…hash brown…dim sum…which should I get? What else are there? I should stop thinking about food.