Friday, December 28, 2007

I love pooping

Have you ever thought about that? That you love to poop? As in, literally, poop? Here’s one of my poop posts again. I did it before. It’s periodical event. And another thing, don’t imagine, for your own sake.

I just realized a moment ago that I like to poop. It’s like you’re dumping all those toxic out of your body. Toxic begone! It’s particularly exciting when you poop a lot. It’s like how much more can I poop out? You feel as though you’re filling up the toilet. As if you’re a pooping machine in a course to clean your colon. I guess by now you would have known that I just pooped a pile not long ago.

And then sometimes I would see how fast I can poop. Don’t you? You go in, sit on the toilet, and poop! You’re done! And you impress everyone else by how fast you can do it.

So…basically I’ve finished my story about pooping. And uh…that’s it. Poop!

12 comments:

dominiqueban said...

i'm bored of pooping...but i do enjoy pooping because the excitement is beyond words. :P

runawaycat said...

That sounds perverted. Unless it really is.

joyfulchicken said...

If you really want excitement, eat a bunch of red pepper before you poop.

宝茹 said...

Wah~~?

Hahaha...

runawaycat said...

JC - I don't want excitement. Ask Ban to try it. What'll happen anyways? (I think I just used the 'll language of one of your spammers :P)

KM - Hehe :P I'm sick I know.

joyfulchicken said...

You know how your tongue feels like it's burning when you eat spicy food? Now imagine the same feeling, but in your rectum :-P

runawaycat said...

Oh yea I know that. Experienced it before :p It feels so bad you just wanna sit on ice. But I didn't know eating lots of red pepper can give you that. Hmm...Anyone care to try and tell me all about it? :P

dominiqueban said...

no need red pepper...satay sauce good enough..:P

CY said...

This obsession of yours makes my obsession to smile-analyzing seem so so mild :P

runawaycat said...

Ban - Where can? Your digestive system got problem la.

CY - Hahahaha!

dominiqueban said...

i dunno...you ask ccw..he was moaning to me the next morning after he drank a whole bowl of satay sauce.

runawaycat said...

HAHAHA! The satay sauce so good meh...whole bowl...