Buttaches and curly hair

I have buttache. How do you get buttaches? I know my cousin gets it by going bowling. I got it because I stood around for a couple of hours. Stood around waiting for the stupid kid to give me my food! Stupid uncivilized school kids. I went to an – wait let’s see…Where’s that coupon… Argh!!! Goddamnit! I turned around to reach for the stupid coupon and I got a shoulder cramp! *pissed* – Ok it says here entrepreneur day food fair, organized by the school opposite my workplace. The kid-customers cut the queue and the kid-entrepreneurs ignore you. Stupid kids. Wanna be entrepreneurs? Dream on.

Argh! My right butt hurts. And the pain has decided to take a jog down to my thigh. Now my thigh hurts. Damnit.

Since my butt hurt so much I… *went to have dinner*

15 minutes later…Ow man! Now my left foot hurts. I have footache. Fantastic. This just goes to show how much of a sloth I am. A little stretching and I get cramps. As for the foot I blame the shoes. Damned shoes.

Oh ya I was saying, since my butt hurt so much, I decided to sit on the cushion chair at the counter and read a book. (I was working) Halfway into it I noticed a black strand of something on the table. Oh my god! It’s curly hair! It’s somebody’s curly hair! And it’s on the freaking table! Oh gawd yuck! I couldn’t stand the sight of it so I blew it away and continued reading. Later I found that I can’t see the curly hair anywhere. Not that I was looking for it. I carefully lifted the stacks of papers up but the hair was nowhere to be seen. Then I realized. Could it be that the hair got blown into the messy pile of papers which I had later stuffed into my bag? Oh my god. I think I’m going to throw up.