Pork shoes

Saw this in a shop about a month ago. I don’t know bout you, but to tell you the truth, I’ve never seen this sign before. Never ever in my 20-odd years of life. You can laugh now. And I tell ya, the shoes on that shelve aren’t cheap. But they make you feel like you’re walking in heaven. Pork shoes. Hmm.

I don’t see the line between religiously right and wrong anymore. Wait, I’ve never seen it.

Talking bout shoes. Remember those transformer robots? (It’s relevant OK). Those robots that are being made into a movie right now? (I don’t understand it. Why? Why make it a movie?) Japan now has transformer shoes. No, not shoes with robot prints on it. But robots that transform into shoes! And talking bout robots. They have robot earphones as well. What’s up with them and robots?