Thursday, October 25, 2007

Love letter, sorta

I always get this kind of emails (what I’m going to show you next). I don’t know why I get them and I wonder if any of you gets them. Maybe it’s just me. It’s like how weird people seem to like adding my friend in facebook but nobody tries to add me (which is good) I usually delete without reading but today I thought I’d let it amuse me.

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Is he serious? Do you know how long that shit is? That’s like a thousand words. He could have just said, “I’m your perfect man, and I wouldn’t mind if you’re older than me, I would still marry you and give you all my riches.” The end.

But anyway, since he made so much effort, maybe I would too. Let’s see…ah! He’s got light blue, sea colored eyes…OooHhh I’m so all over him now. But he’s got brawn hair. Hmm…I’m not so sure about that. Wow he went to so many universities…that must mean he’s smarter than me. A little too smart. That’s bad. Bad. *shakes head* What, he’s whole family are teachers? Teachers are boring. What else…you know what? Let’s stop here. Mr. my new email, email just for You and Me, I may not know what your are (maybe an email) or some alien race by looking at your weird name, but how old are you? This is one thing I noticed. They can go on and on about how many strands of hair they have on their back but not their age.

Oh and if you asked me why I replied his previous message, you’re so gonna get the fist (after I tell you how stupidly straight you are)

P.S: Really sorry if you really read through the whole thing and your eyes bleed. I don't buy insurance.

11 comments:

joyfulchicken said...

So none of the many universities he went to taught him the concept of paragraphs huh :-D

runawaycat said...

Guess he didn't even go to grade school :p

CY said...

I like this part:

"I think most important is ... to meet nice female, make family ... I will do everything to make woman happy!"

which is actually saying "I'm hungry for sex!" xD

What kind of photos do you put up in Facebook, anyway? ;)

joyfulchicken said...

Hey right, don't you have the photo of a guy on Facebook? Your future husband is so gay :-D

runawaycat said...

CY - Now I have the character Saya from Blood+ as my pic. You should add me.

JC - Oh that. I changed it already. At first I was thinking you were talking bout my current pic and I went all 'blur'. The current one IS a girl. Haha. Anyway I wouldn't mind him as my future husband hahahaha!


Hey guys, what would think if I actually replied to this email with an equally long answer bragging about how smart I am, smarter and better than him? That would make him think he's trying to con a con. Haha. And what's his purpose of doing this anyway?

joyfulchicken said...

Yes yes yes, do reply like that >:) That should make another entertaining blog entry.

CY said...

So that guy proposed to a cartoon character. Very disturbing xD

Anyway I support jc's comment!!

Arthur Bhenedict said...

doesnt help... what you should try is not replying for some time, then he would reply with a hurt message... got one from some russian who wants a family too hehe... doesn't care bout money, just love :p

runawaycat said...

Weird. I thought I've already replied to JC and CY's comments. Hmm...
Now I don't remember what I said. Puft.

Arthur - Sounds like a good idea! Hahahaha! When he sends me a hurt message I'll let you know :p Then operation begins heh heh. Operation hurt :P

Ene said...

Replying or not repluying doesnt make any difference. I am receiving these mails for about 6 months already, I replied just first few times. I think I have even met this guy, cause I got several calls from the same number after a night out with friends in Roppongi and letters started exactly same time. Yeah, I did give my contacts unfortunately, voluntarely. He is a mediocre guy, probably American, speaks Russian as well. Looks appr 30, calls himself Michael. Luckily enough, he stopped calling quite soon, probably he forgot about me, still having my email address in hist lists though.

runawaycat said...

Har, they seriously wanna meet? Hmm I think I've got emails from a Michael too. Or maybe I'm confused hahaha.