Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Lactose Intolerance?

What would you get if you are lactose intolerant but drink milk?

- A lactating anus?

That’s probably it huh? If you can’t digest the milk surely in comes out intact right? Well, something like that. Main thing is you expect liquid. (I hate being quoted by people for giving false info. Especially when it comes to poo issue. You can’t possibly be too serious. Sheesh. This is a blog, hello. Not an encyclopedia. Get a grip.)

I personally never had any lactose intolerant problems but now I’m wondering, can I ever develop one? Some of you may already know from my previous poo entries (here and here if you're interested, but I must warn you, it's not for the faint-hearted), I can’t ‘go’ unless it’s in my home sweet toilet. Seems like I’ve gotten over it already (so yay for me) coz in the past 2 months, I’ve basically poo-ed in a boat in Vietnam, and also in the air 30000 ft above sea level, and of course multiple times in Singapore. But could my bowels have thought of the evil idea of getting over lactase enzymes as well?

Why, oh why am I getting this sort of idea?? That’s coz for the past 2 weeks, whenever I drink milk I get a nature call minutes later. And today, I’ve gone to the loo 3 times in the past 3 hours. Oh please no. Imagine the food I’ll have to miss out if I become lactose intolerant. Cakes, cheese, chocolate…owwww…who looks at the package to see how much lactose they contain?? You just eat dammit.


philos said...

Apparently one can acquire it. Most asians tend to as this site claims.

joyfulchicken said...

Heh, lactating anus. Funny :-D

runawaycat said...

philos - As long as I don't get it. Just drank milk a couple of hours ago and everything seems fine. Yay!

JC - Imagine feeding from it. Oh yuck.

Kampungkai said...

shitting at 30,000ft asl is fun, especially with the vacuum suction and the oh so tiny lavatory, isnt it? hahaha

nessa said...

hi. i found my way here through a link in another blog ( which i happened to stumble upon. by any chance, are you the same neko chan who started and moderated the forum 'more than coffee'?

if you're not then you'd obviously have no idea what i'm talking about and i'm sorry for the bother.

if you are though, i want to say how awesome i think it was of you to come up with the idea for it. for over a year, i couldn't go online without visiting mtc. i just feel the need to voice my appreciation, and gratitude even, to the person who created such a warm, friendly and dedicated community.

runawaycat said...

kampungkai - I bet you do it all the time, don't you? :p

nessa - Wow that's some compliment. I'd love to say I'm the one you're talking about so I can proudly receive your flatteries :P but unfortunately I have no idea what you're talking about.

However, I'm interpreting that the neko-chan has disappeared from the scene? Maybe she became a runawaycat too :P Anyway, you made mtc sound like a must visit so I will check it out soon :3