Sunday, January 6, 2008

No burning midnight oils please

Did I say I was going to tell you all about my New Year’s Eve family dinner? Well, I found that my cousin had already posted up the video on YouTube so that entry will have to go in another blog. In SpaceParade, Runawaycat is of course, a cat. If I were to put up that video with me looking like human, although it’s just like 2 seconds of me in it, it would have defeat all purpose.

So instead, Runawaycat will talk about cooking oil here. The nation is in a frenzy to grab all available cooking oil off the shelves. In fact, they already did so days ago. Try going to any supermarket or sundry shop and see if you can find any. The only oils left would be corn oils, lamp oils, baby oils, massage oils, hair oils, Evening Primrose oils; hmm did I miss out any other oil?

I don’t know what’s with this cooking oil thing. One day I woke up to a new year and rumours are going around that prices of oil are gonna sky rocket and supply is running short. And now the news say that each person (or was it each family?) can only buy up to a maximum of 5kg of cooking oil.

My mom is mad because she can’t buy any peanut oil; it has to be peanut coz she wants to make peanut cookies. And I’m excited because this feels like the end of the world. That's how boring my life is. Brace yourselves! Food supply is running short! Woa…wait. Food running short? That’s a scary thought. Imagine no more cheese for the rest of your life. Or no more fast food because health terrorists bombed every fast food chain on the planet. Or no more char siew because Muslim terrorists bombed every pig farm in the world. Oh I’m making another racist slur.

Oh my god! Oh my god! State of panic! I think we should all go grab all cheese, chocolates, burgers, and every other junk food you can think of off the shelves! Go! Go!

17 comments:

CY said...

You missed out the lubricant oils :P

As a cat, why do you like cheese so much? :P

runawaycat said...

I was going to put that in but Runawaycat thinks she already talked too much on that topic and the like. There's cod liver oil too. Forgot that.

Somehow as a cat, I don't find fish all that exciting. Cheese on the other hand...oh well, I'm after all, from space.

宝茹 said...

What? What? *looks left, right* Oh no!!! HUH?! wa~~ (hehehehe...panic enough?)

I'm feeling nonsense-y today. (I like that word-nonsense-y).:P

runawaycat said...

I have a -sy word too but now I'm brain dead. Thanks to benard for making me repeat the sound of ze word ze in my head.

dominiqueban said...

y dun we grab pigs?
pigs have oil and meat right?
>.<

CY said...

Then all our vegetables, chicken and fish will taste of pig! :P

dominiqueban said...

i don't mind :P
we have less ppl rushing for the oils .

CY said...

I don't mind too. Yum yum :P

runawaycat said...

Not everyone will grab pigs you know...

CY said...

At least we can be sure some wholesalers won't hide them and say the nation's run out of pigs!

runawaycat said...

HAHAHAHAH!

dominiqueban said...

LOL!!!~ looks like this is a pig lovers blog ^.^

CY said...

The topic is on pig. The blogger is a kat. The readers are a chicken, a kockroach, a karljam, a ban and several unidentified species.

Looks like you got a whole ecosystem here already! xD

runawaycat said...

I thought you should refer to yourself as an amoeba? Karljam isn't a species. It's a scrabble word.

I also have the German's fish :P

CY said...

No, Karla my sister is an ameoba. I'm a karljam -- which is also a scrabble word because I'm the more intelligent species :)

Ps. Don't forget, the Malaysian's hamster :P

dominiqueban said...

O.o a bun???roti?!?!?!

runawaycat said...

CY - I was thinking of coffee bean.