I went out to buy supper just now. I don’t know if it’s the hunger that was making me nauseous or the boredom. I guess it’s both. Anyway I thought McD could do the trick so off I went. Unfortunately it’s Friday night and all the other nauseous people thought they’d flock to McD as well. I couldn’t find a parking space and I can’t risk vomiting in the car so I turned to the less crowded KFC. Expensive and small.
I told the girl I wanted Colonel Burger Combo and she was like, “Colonel burger?”
“Yea, Colonel Burger Combo.”
“Colonel burger? You mean this one? *points to colonel burger image*”
Man I seriously wanted to slap her. Better still, vomit on her. What other Colonel burgers are there? Colonel Ass? Or General Burger? Lieutenant Burger? Sheesh.
Lousy and slow service. Sheesh. I don’t even want to start a racist slur.